A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such anobvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Monet 
Degas
Van Gogh
I bet you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this joke.
Charles De Gaulle
Well, I figured I have nothing Toulouse.
Toulouse Lautrec
2 comments:
i'm shaking my head in a disapproving manner right now. why not just read us the inside of a laffy taffy wrapper. awful.
that said,... HILARIOUS!
I went home from work and told this to my wife...and she almost hit me she thought it was so dumb.
Later, I overheard her telling it to her father on the phone, in hysterics.
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